Some people never shut up

violent phone sexThe tedious things in life are what really get to me, should I really have to go do the shopping or pay bills? Uggghh! Unfortunately for me though, I am forced to take care of these things and that is how I ended up stuck sitting next to the most annoying woman on earth! She was nonstop talking on her damn phone, the whole room heard all about her medical problems and how she hates her daughter in law, blah blah blah, it went on forever! By the time I actually paid my bill and left I knew that I was going to kill her, how could I not? I waited for her to come out and followed the clueless bitch home, turns out that she lived all alone, I guess no one else could stand her incessant bitching either. Definitely made it easier for me to follow her inside though, she had no idea I was even there because she was still quacking away on her damn phone! That stopped when I hit her over the head with a bat, she dropped like a stone and her phone shattered and turned off and finally there was silence. I hit her again and again until my arms were tired and her head was pretty much obliterated, there was blood and brains everywhere but I’m sure her cats will take care of all that…

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