Evil phone sex stories are so fun to exchange. I talk to a lot of demented and perverted guys who love to share their wicked stories with me. Recently, in the spirit of Christmas, a caller asked me what was the kinkiest thing I ever did with a candy cane. I had a story for him. One year at Christmas time, when I was just a little school girl, I decided to get some revenge on the uncle who had molested me. He was a dirty drunk and a mean son of a bitch. I dressed up in a sexy Santa outfit and acted like I wanted his fat sweaty body on top of my young tiny body. I spiked his beer with some of my mom’s Ambien, which knocked him right the fuck out.
As he was passed out naked face down in his bed, I sodomized him with one of those big fat candy cane logs. I ended up putting a bundle of them up his ass so his sphincter would be stretched completely out. I ruined his asshole. Even took them out of his shiter for him to suck on as he was snoozing, then put them back in his ass. I took a bunch of pictures and put them all over the Internet with the meme “I’m a candy ass pervert who diddles little girls.” I thought it was funny. I exposed my Uncle for the pervert he was, ruined his marriage. But, I didn’t feel like revenge had been completely served. So I plotted a return visit. One that would make sure he never ever diddled another brat again.
He drank a shit ton before I exposed him on the Internet, but after, he was obliterated every night according to my daddy who had no idea I was the one who exposed his brother. I snuck out of the house with some rope and a big kitchen knife. I didn’t need any knock out meds this time since he was in a drunken black out stupor. I found him passed out in his own piss and vomit. Such a waste of space. I rolled him over on his back, slapped his face to wake him up enough to see me, then I castrated him. Cut his balls clear off.
That wasn’t enough for me, so I also chopped his cock off too. He didn’t deserve it. Used the bottom of a hot iron skillet to cauterize the wounds. I wanted him to live his life as a eunuch, never able to fuck or reproduce again. It was a hack job, because I was young and learning. I am more seasoned with junk removal now. For shits and giggles, I shoved candy canes up his ass again, and one inside his severed dick. I left the dick cane in the refrigerator with a Christmas card from his loving niece. I knew he would never tell anyone what I did, because that would out him to his brother as a molester of his niece and show the world he got his ass whopped by a girl in pigtails and a training bra. It was my first real attempt at revenge. Loved it. The rest is history.
Rape phone sex fantasies are a great way to get your frustration out for which ever bitch is being a twat waffle to you. Nothing says fuck you whore like a little force fucking on Christmas, right? Maybe your mother is a cock tease. Maybe some hot bitch has snubbed you one time too many? Maybe your mother in law is such a super cunt she needs a dick to take the rod out of her ass? Some women just need you to take them. Force them to do the things you know deep inside they need. Like a huge cock up their ass and down their throat. I use to be a stuck up bitch who thought her shit didn’t stink. I had no time for any guy who didn’t shower me with attention and his wallet. Then one day, a guy I snubbed broke into my apartment, tied me to my bed spread eagle and sodomized my ass for an entire weekend. He broke this bitch. I am now a submissive whore who never bitches, never nags and does whatever I am told. I bet there is a woman in your life who needs broke in. Maybe I can be your surrogate bitch until the time is right to give that woman in your life just what she deserves.
