My heart is literally thumping so hard against my ribs I’m scared it’s gonna pop my favorite red lace bra. I was just sitting here on my fluffy rug, playing with my hair and getting ready for a long night of Cannibalism Phone Sex with my favorite callers.
The house was so quiet, just the hum of the AC and the sound of me giggling into the receiver, until I heard it… a massive crash coming from the kitchen that made me drop my phone and let out a tiny, pathetic squeak. I froze, my big brown eyes wide as saucers, listening to the heavy thud of boots on my hardwood floors.
I’m such a total airhead, I probably forgot to lock the back door again, and now there’s a total stranger in my house! I crept toward the kitchen, my knees shaking, and peeked around the corner only to see this huge, shadowed man standing in front of my open refrigerator. He looked so hungry and mean, tearing through my leftovers like he hadn’t eaten in a week, and I was so terrified I couldn’t even scream.
“U-um, excuse me?” I whimpered, my voice all shaky and high-pitched. He spun around, and my heart skipped a beat because he didn’t look like he wanted my leftovers anymore… he was looking at me like I was the main course. Before I could run, his big hands were on my waist, lifting my tiny frame up and tossing me right onto the cold marble kitchen island.
I let out a gasp, my legs splaying open instinctively, and for a second, I thought he was gonna hurt me, but then he hovered right between my thighs. He didn’t want the cake or the cold pizza; he wanted something way sweeter. He buried his face right into the heat of my lap, his tongue moving with a hunger that made my brain go completely fuzzy.
I was so scared just a second ago, but now I’m just arching my back and grabbing his hair, my breath hitching as he devours me. It’s so wrong and so scary that a total stranger is breaking into my house just to treat me like a snack, but I can’t stop the little moans from escaping my lips.
By the time he’s done with me, I’m a shivering, messy heap on the counter, my mind totally blank. He didn’t steal my jewelry or my TV; he just took exactly what he wanted from between my legs and disappeared back into the night. I’m still shaking, clutching my silk robe shut, but I kind of can’t wait to get back on the line and tell everyone exactly what happens when an intruder decides I’m the only thing on the menu.




















