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Blasphemy Phone Sex Adventure Time

I wait until all other parishioners have left the sanctuary.  I watch as he snuffs out all the candles, the smoke from each rises up into the air to disappear forever.  I close my eyes and breath in the scent of this place, the Holy of Holies, the House of god.  I wonder how many women have come here, pregnant, searching for an answer only to be told that abortion is against god.  How many people have laid out their troubles to some Priest that sits behind a confessional screen only to have him talk back in a bored tone, giving instruction  to say a few Hail Mary’s and then they would be absolved.  What a total and complete load of bullshit this all is.  There is no absolution, there is no forgiveness, but what there is, is a book written 3500 years ago about an invisible force that created all life, and gave rules, and started wars, and got a young girl pregnant then didn’t pay  support, but worst of all? Forbid the masses from eating pork!  Fuck that shit, I’m eating a Triple Decker Bacon sandwich right now.  I bet jesus is up there in the stratosphere majorly craving some perfectly cooked pig parts at this very moment. I get up and smear the pew with the pig oil from my finger tips, and I save just enough so that I can also smear some on my lips, then I climb up onto the Alter and kiss jesus with my bacon lips. There you go jesus, enjoy.

This is when the Father turns to look at me.  He says tersely, “Can I help you?”  I climb down, licking my fingers.  I say, “Yes Father you can.  I need counsel, can you hear my confession?”  He checks his watch, and puts his hand on the back of my shoulder; I try not to puke from being touched by this asshole;  and leads me to the confessional booth.  I sit down and open my messenger bag; I wave at Ruby Girl; I take out the crucifix, and start to suck on it.  The Father takes a seat, and asks me, “How long has it been since your last confessional?”  I say back, “Twenty years.  I have never confessed to anything before.”  He goes on to ask me to tell him my sins so that I can atone for them.  I start. He hesitates. I push the Jesus On A Stick that I brought with me into my cunt. I tell him more. He fidgets with his collar. I start to moan. He tries to peer through the screen. I start to say the Lord’s Prayer in Latin; and no I do not speak Latin, I just found it online and took it with me and tried my best to enunciate it correctly.  He gets up and swings open  the confessional door, he sees me with Jesus buried Holy Beard deep, and he yells at me.  I laugh, and continue riding the son of God until I cum.  I stand up, allowing the Jesus On A Stick to slip out of me.  I pick up my messenger bag, push my way past the wide eyed Priest and make my way out the door.  I like to think that after that, he picked up the violated jesus and licked it off.

I might go back to that church some day, might even take jesus a whole ham this time, because I’m generous like that.

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Ruby Girl Loves Me

Violent Phone SexMeet my sweet Ruby Girl.  I have had her for so very long.  I found her in an abandoned house when I was pretty young, not even a teenager.  I showed her off, every one told me how ugly she was, but I don’t think she is ugly at all, I think she is the most beautiful baby doll in the world.  There came a time when I realized that she liked the same things I did and still do.  I was in my room, reading, when Ruby Girl whispered to me.  It didn’t scare me at all, I knew there was something very special about her, and because I always was good to her, she would tell me secrets.  She would tell me how to do things, and who to do them too.  Sometimes, Ruby Girl would have me take things from our playthings, or she would have me save pictures, so that we could look at them later in my closet when everyone else was asleep.  When we would go on an adventure I would sit Ruby Girl near by so she could watch, and she would tell me what a good girl I was being, and how what I was doing made her proud.  To this day, I carry her in a messenger bag where ever I go.  The thing about Ruby Girl is, I never know when she will start to talk to me.  I might be on the subway, by a school, in a restaurant, or walking past a house.  She is my forever friend, no matter if I have anyone else with me or not, she is my constant companion.  Maybe someday, someone you know, or perhaps yourself will get to play with Ruby Girl and I, I promise that I will take a lot of pictures, to add to our wall of fame that I keep.  You will be among a bunch of others who played games with us….and lost.

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Accomplice Phone Sex with Dark & Evil Jade

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Little black dress, hair and make up all in perfect order. Damsel in distress act totally down pat. Now its time to pick a victim and deliver the little slut to my accomplice. He likes them petite with a nice plump booty. Truth be told, I like them like that too, but I act like I don’t care either way. That ass is definitely my weakness. I start off by luring them in with a “my boyfriend left me for his assistant” story, that works on all the girls. Tisk, it’s sad really. Then I trick them into thinking that I’m beyond faded and I’m in need of a ride home. They always bite too. It’s ridiculous how these bitches fall for it. Then when they get me to the car that’s when I make my move. I like to keep it creative too. Although its sometimes difficult because I like blood but my guy likes his girls seemingly unharmed. But a little black and blue wouldn’t hurt… Maybe around her neck and her titties. A little redness on her ass and pussy isn’t all bad either. I get carried away sometimes, he will have to understand. Maybe he can take it out on me after we finish with this bitch. 

Abducted

torture phonesex karma5The lights in the night sky have been strange and unnatural of late. As I sit and watch fascinated I find my mind wondering to the possibilities. Could it be UFO’s? The idea of aliens brought wild thoughts to my mind and made me horny as hell. What could be better then fucking an alien? What do their dicks look like? Do they even have dicks? Do they abduct humans like in the movies and do grisly experiments on them? My pussy was alive and wet with the thoughts! Little did I know….
The lights continued to dance in the dark night sky over the next several days. They seemed to get closer each night. My thoughts got stronger, the fantasies in my mind more intense with each passing night as I laid on the ground watching and masturbating, cumming over and over again.
What is that sound? The leaves are rustling near by. I have lived out here for a long time and know the sound of the animals of the night. This was no animal. I got up and crept into the dense woods dimly lit by the moon light. I could not believe what I was seeing…they walked up right but they certainly were not human. I watched from my vantage point pinching my nipples which were now hard as hell while my pussy got wetter. Finally I lost site of them and went back home to fuck myself into a frenzy thinking about what I just saw.
I was fast asleep when I felt the warmth of the light and felt myself floating. I had to be dreaming right? Wrong! I was being abducted! I could not move, could not talk but I was aware of what was happening.torture phonesex karma6
Once inside the craft I could see several bodies on metal tables being poked and probed. It was eerily quiet and smelled very sterile, almost like a hospital, but not exactly. I could feel my pussy getting ready to explode as they put me on a table. Out of the corner of my eye I saw a man in some type of device with a girl kneeling in front of him sucking his cock and I exploded uncontrollably. I felt their cold, clammy hands between my legs pushing into me, gathering my cum. Then I felt the searing pain of a metal rod being shoved into my abdomen. The rest was a fog, but when I woke up in the morning there were sores all over my stomach where they had their way with me. And I came again!
I hope they come again tonight!torture phonesex karma

Discipline!!!!

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I came home and found my cousin masturbating on my bed, watching ‘Barely Legal Porn.’  THE FUCKING RAGE BUILT UP INSIDE OF ME-I FELT MYSELF EXPLODING AS I RAN AT HIM-LIKE A FUCKING-CRAZED-MANIAC!!!!! I TRIED TO RIP HIS COCK AND BALLS OFF OF HIS BODY-STRETCHING THE SKIN LIKE A RUBBER BAND-FUCKING TUG OF WAR!!! HE SCREAMED AND WEPT-that did not stop me-IT FUELED MY FUCKING FIRE!!!!!! I bitch slapped the fuck until his face was swollen.  I grabbed the MOTHERFUCKER BY THE THROAT!!!!! SLAMMED HIM FACE DOWN ON MY FLOOR-straddled his bony ass-snatched my hard-wood-fucking-hairbrush out of my purse and beat the fuckers ass black and blue!!!!! THEN I USED THE HARD FUCKING HAIRBRUSH BRISTLES TO WAIL HIS ASS-LOOKED LIKE THE MOTHERFUCKER HAD GOTTEN ACUPUNCTURE-FUCKING-BLOODIED HIS ASS…..HAIR BRUSH BRISTLES EMBEDDED IN HIS ASS CHEEKS!! I HATE HIM!!!! FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!! I PRIED HIS ASSHOLE OPEN WITH THE WIDE END OF THE HAIRBRUSH AND HELD THE MOTHERFUCKER DOWN, LIT A CANDLE-LET-IT BURN WHILE I CHOKED THE AIR OUT OF THE FUCKING MASTURBATING PERVERT!!!! ONCE THE CANDLE BURNED DOWN-MAKING A LOT OF HOT FUCKING WAX-I PRIED HIS SHIT-HOLE OPEN WITH MY BARE HANDS AND POURED HOT- FUCKING-WAX DOWN HIS ASSHOLE-I COULD HEAR THE SHIT SIZZLING IN HIS ASS!!! MOTHERFUCKER SCREAMED BLOODY MURDER!!!! I LET THE BITCH COOK HIS ‘HOT-PLATE’–SCREAMING AND CONVULSING UNTIL IT COOLED OFF-THEN I JUMPED ON HIS ASS-BREAKING UP THE FUCKING WAX BUILD-UP…DRAGGED THE BITCH OUT OF MY ROOM-TIED THE FUCKER-‘BUTT NAKED’ TO THE PORCH-TO FREEZE-TO BE ON DISPLAY FOR THE NEIGHBORS!!! I AM FUCKING SURE THAT HE LEARNED HIS LESSON!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I HATE EXHIBITIONIST PERVERTS!!!!-FUCK THEM!!!!!

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Sticks and Stones

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I will never forget the little-worthless-fucking-brat that used to live down the street from me.  She always got teased by all of the other fucking-neighborhood-brats.  They would chase the little fuck down the street. The motherfucker would run-screaming-her-fucking-head-off until the neighbors would call the cops.  One day the little bitch decided to come up to me while I was outside reading. She started crying and seeking comfort from me (stupid motherfucker).  She wanted to know why she was always being treated so badly.  I told the stupid bitch that it was because she was a loser and was a waste of air. I told her that she never should have been born. The next day the cops were swarming the neighborhood and were camped outside of the little bitch’s home.  She shot herself in the head with her parent’s gun (blew her fucking brains out all inside of her mother’s car). The news got my pussy so wet. HAHAHAHA!!! She was a worthless piece of shit. Sometimes the truth hurts-but sometimes it sets you free. HAHAHAHA!!!!!

Visited By The Dark Priests

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I always spend days preparing for their arrival,  by keeping my pussy nice and wet,my body shaved and anointed and my camp stocked with anything I think they might desire during their stay.

I know that they will spend one night on spells, one night on conjuring and one night using me for their pleasure, which is part of the price I must pay for their knowledge of the dark arts and to further my desire to be closer to the Dark Lord.

They will give me a potion that I will gladly drink and they will surround me as my mind is cleared and I am ready for the gifts they are about to bestow upon me. 

I will stand in the center and they will chant around me until it is time. I will slit my wrists and offer them my life force, blood. This is only the beginning I have to wait and see what else will happen over the time of their visit.

I am always alive with anticipation and my pussy stays wet in preparation and this time is no different.

I didn’t See Anything….

imageedit_41_6089133888My boyfriend’s friend betrayed him-It was time for the MOTHERFUCKER TO DIE!!!!! We invited the traitor out to a cozy cabin, in the outskirts of town-desolate, the only cabin in existence for miles.  We told (I will call him traitor-Joe-HAHAHA) that we were having a party of sorts.  He was to be tortured, killed and fucked when dead.  Joe arrived and was immediately lured into our bedroom.  The lights were dim.  I laid on the bed naked.  I asked him to tell me if he ever thought of fucking me and if today was his last day on earth, would he want to have me.  He said that if today were his last day on earth, he would want to be fucked by my boyfriend/his soon to be ex friend. I got up, wrapped myself in a satin sheet that was on the bed and left the room ( I sat outside of the room with my ear glued to the door).
Soon after-wards, I heard the sounds of sex…. moans, grunting, skin slapping-fucking and sucking  noises….followed by chilling screams, pleading, and then sounds of bones crushing, stabbing, a neck breaking, flesh tearing and blood splattering.  My boyfriend called me into the room and was covered in blood.  He told me to watch him fuck Joe, the way he fucked him over.  I looked at Joe’s mutilated corpse and I watched my boyfriend mount his corpse and shove his cock inside of his ex friend’s bloody ass.  After a few seconds, he let out a loud moan, pulled out of him and shot his cum all over the bloody corpse.
JOE GOT HIS WISH (HAHAHAHAHA)!!!!!!!

Hear, See, and Taste the Evil!!! YUMMY!!!

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Many call me a DERANGED-INSANE-SICK-CRAZY-PSYCHOTIC-BITCH!! FUCK THOSE FUCKERS!!!…….(It is time for a bedtime story for the little ones-but it’s really NOT a story!!) Fuck-slut-bitch-whores deserve to have their filthy slits used, ripped open, and torn to shreds by hideous, devilish monsters! Nasty-shitty-smelling-monsters! Matted-fur! Smelling-of-vomit! piss!  Nasty sluts crave cock from wherever they can get it!  Fuck you nasty sluts raw!  No one can save you! VORE FETISH!!! -SWALLOW YOU WHOLE-THEN VOMIT YOU UP!!!-ONLY TO BE SHARED WITH THE ‘FAM’ (HAHAHAHAHA)-DIE BITCH!!! You tell your friends, but no one believes you!  You tell them that a DEMONIC CREATURE is pursuing you-IT WANTS YOUR LIFE!  First,it infests your womb with its seed!  Once you have shitted out its offspring-like runny diarrhea-you become the demonic families’ RAPE fantasy- CANNIBALISTIC FEAST!!!imageedit_44_2122659146

Fuck your holes and swallow you helpless damsels in fucking distress! I hate sluts! I want to watch their filthy cunts get mutilated! Rape fantasies enacted! Fucked with sword dicks! Sharp razors! Ripped shit holes-by dagger cocks! Blood cum! Double penetration with knife cocks! Cutting their nasty cunts to smithereens!  I’ll puke in their fuck holes! Scary creatures! enormous cocks-shoved through the fucking whores’ stomachs and popping their FUCKING HEADS OFF!! DINNER TIME!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! Nighty night- MOTHER FUCKERS!!   DIE!!!

Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

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So, do you have a wife or girlfriend that you grown tired of, she just doesn’t thrill you anymore? She’s become more trouble than she’s worth, constantly nagging you and driving you mad. She doesn’t even want to fuck anymore and when she does, it’s the same old boring vanilla sex.

Well, I have the perfect solution to your little predicament. You see, I have a way you can get rid of her and have some sadistic, evil fun with it, are you game? Oh, I knew you would be because I’m going to help you rid yourself of the annoying bitch and make her suffer for causing you all this stress.

One night you’ll come home  and surprised her with your unannounced guest and we’ll have to share with her exactly what we have in store for her. She just can’t quite believe it can she but she will when I walk up to her and punch her so hard in her flabby gut.

I love it when she starts to cry out for you to help her, I can’t help but laugh and tell her as I yank her head back hard that you were the one you planned and set this all up! I want you to sit and watch me beat her to a bloody pulp for starters, she’s so weak and pathetic it’s almost too easy.

As she continues to beg and plead for you to help her, I’m binding her hands together in cuffs and fastening them to the post of the bed. It comes to me as I’m securing her legs, she’s going to have to see for herself that you are a more than willing participant in this torture session.

I’ll happily inform her in great detail what a useless piece of shit she is. There’s no way in hell you can spend the rest of your days with a worthless, disgusting waste of space like her and we’ve decided to have some fun resolving your problem, haven’t we?

As I turn my attentions to you to show her just how serious we are. I kneel before you and pull out your throbbing cock and start to lick and suck on you for her to see. I love that part, giving her a little taste of what real fucking is supposed to be.

And now, the fun begins, well for us anyway. As I lay before her all the instruments of torture that we’ll use on her, her muffled screams get my pussy so fucking wet in anticipation. This is going to be a long, bloody night…….Mmmm can’t hardly wait!