Special Long Pig Sale!!!

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Hey, all you cannibalism phone sex freaks!  I got a fresh load of the finest long pig you’re going to find on the black market today!  Get it while it’s fresh, get it while it’s hot!  And you better hurry, because at prices like these, our special sexy selections WILL NOT LAST!!!

We have every kind of fuck-n-fillet-me flesh your putrid palate could ever desire!  In the mood pussy meat for tacos?  We have a lusty ‘linea’ of latina fuck pigs to pound your meat into then cut up for carnitas.  Need some sadistic soul food on both your pole and your plate?  Choose between one of several of our black ‘Nawlins’ street hookers, guaranteed to have the spiciest sweetbreads in the entire lineup!  If you want to slice up a slanted slit or two, we have a wide variety of asian sluts for you to sift through.  Be sure to get plenty of them because you know that after you eat a little asshole Moo Shu pork and hot and sour ligament soup, you’re going to be hungry an hour or so later!

Come on down and get your cut while you can!  These prices are as crazy as the twisted bitch who catches all of the product!  Fuck pigs this cheap will not last!!!  Buy three piggies or more and I’ll throw in a torso or hind quarters of your choosing, ABSOLUTELY FREE!!!

 

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