Bored and tired of snuffing all the same dumb idiots the same boring way? Yeah, me too. Let’s take things back to 1892 and go on a Lizzie Borden rampage. My choice of weapon this time; an ax – ready to chop and hack away at whatever pathetic slut that gets in my fucking way. I wanted to have the perfect killing, just like Lizzie Borden so I started my research. I read all about the things she had done, my pussy started to get wet. I scrolled down on Wikipedia, and that’s when I came across an anonymously written skipping-rope rhyme sung to the tune of the then-popular song Ta-ra-ra Boom-de-ay. I started to rub my cunt as I read it,
“Lizzie Borden took an ax
And gave her mother forty whacks.
When she saw what she had done,
She gave her father forty-one.”
My cunt was practically dripping, I felt the need so bad, I wanted it, I needed it so fucking bad. I closed my laptop and grabbed my ax, and my hatchet for good measure. I watched from across the street of the local park, looking for the piece of shit who’s head I was going to bash in. My cunt was throbbing hard, I decided to pick the young slutty looking Mom. No one cares about this fucking whore anyway. I followed her she went to her car, parked away from everyone else. One hit to the back of the head and that bitch was out. I shoved her into the trunk and took her out of town…to one of my favorite places. She was awake when I stopped…kicking and screaming. I opened the trunk ready as she tried to jump and run I slammed my ax down onto her head…no mercy, no explanation. She fell back, the blood flowing and I started hacking…