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Grocery Shopping Trip

angie5My cunt always tingles when I know it is time for a shopping trip. He always goes with me to help pick out our meat. We hunt in the low income and homeless area of town because we know that our food will not be missed.
Today it seemed the only food on the street were either scrawny little cunts that were all drugged up or very old. Both make for fucking tough, chewy and stringy meat. We had almost given up when my friend saw her standing there behind a dumpster. We approached her and discovered her name was Tammi. A good looking little bitch just on the brink of being to thin. My friend gave her a burger and some fries to break the ice and she devoured them going so far as to lick the salt out of the bag the fries were in.  When she greedily sucked her fingers clean I came on the spot thinking of how she will taste.
We offered her dinner and she readily accepted. After dinner we offered her a place to stay in our basement. It wasn’t much but it was warm and dry and she would get three meals a day. If she only knew what we had planned for her!
Over the next few months we will feed her and fatten her up and fuck like crazy at the thought of our meat in the basement and the day we will slaughter her. With luck we will fuck her too before she goes to slaughter. We are already finding the perfect recipes to prepare her when the time comes.
It will be like every other, she will not understand when we tell her she is to be dinner. She will cry and beg when we tie her up to shave all her hair clean in preparation for butchering. We will keep her calm so the adrenalin doesn’t make her tough and stringy. We want fresh young healthy meat at it’s prime.
My friend will gut and butcher her so that we have the best cuts of meat as I apply herbs, seasoning and marinade before stocking our freezer for our meals and parties.

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We love preparing our meat for slaughter, feeding it only the finest foods, without any preservatives or artificial colors. And we love the thrill that the thought creates as we fuck like the primal, wild animals that we are.

First Cookout Of The Summer!

hot phonesex angie2The weather was perfect last week end for my first cook out. And I out did myself. I set up my fire pit with it’s rotisserie stick and got the fire nice and hot. The little bitch was screaming and crying the whole time I was working which only served to make my pussy dripping wet with anticipation. She wouldn’t be screaming for fucking long. Soon the others will arrive and help me prepare our feast of roast bitch.
I walked over to our dinner and took out my shaving cream and razor and began to shave that fucking cunt  clean. All her hair would be removed except what was on her head. The only two things we eat off the fucking head are the eyes and the tongue any way.
Just in the nick of time the guest began to arrive so we could lay the little bitch out. It was time to skewer her ass for dinner. We could do it the merciful way and start threw the mouth but we are not merciful and that would be no fun at all.
With the bitches ankles tied together and her hands tied behind her back we laid her flat on the ground belly down. I spread those ass cheeks wide and watched him shove the skewer straight up her ass. Of course we have to hold the cunt still as we want the skewer to go in straight so it exits threw her mouth.
The agonizing screams make us all laugh with delight.
Ever so slowly we push the skewer up that ass, threw the abdomen and out the mouth. Then it is time to place her over the fire and begin basking her in herbs and seasoning.
This bitch must be grade A meat because she smells delicious! My fucking mouth is watering as much as my cunt is as we take turns slowly turning the skewer to insure even cooking. As we drink and laugh.
The sides are all ready and in a few hours we will enjoy our meal. After dinner we will satisfy our craving for wicked sex. We will laugh and joke about our little cunt and how good she tasted while we fuck each other in the most wicked and taboo ways you could ever fucking imagine! There is nothing like the first cook out of the summer. It is always a great party and a day full of fun for all!picnic1

Bloody Food Fun

Snuff Princess LydiaSo today’s blogging topic is “Making Food Sexy”. Of course all these other bitches are doing cutesy little cookies and muffin blogs. BORING!! Really?? That’s all you can come up with?! No imagination whatsoever.

If you really want to make food sexy I suggest you cum to the dark side and start with something young. The younger the flesh the more tender the meat I say. The fun part is the “Preparation” of the meal. I love my meat a little more on the rare side and no meat can be too tender so you really have to beat it really hard! Treat the little lambs like venison, nice and tender.I imagine quite the gruesome scene. The good news is, we don’t have to commit to just one right?!? We have so many dishes we can make let’s do them all! Female, male, let’s fillet them all up. Of course I want you to have your fun with them. No need in letting a perfectly good body go to waste right? Play with your food! Indulge yourself. It’s the “LITTLE” things in life that are important after all right? If you are looking for real imagination instead of this fluffer nutter bull shit then I’m the Sadistic Phone Sex Teen of your bloody nightmares!

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