Do you need castration phone sex for Christmas? Let me ask you something. Do you deserve your balls because so many men don’t. And for myriad reasons too. Some men don’t deserve their testicles because they cannot use their dicks for good. They spike women’s drinks and they sexually assault women when they tell them no. Predators like that do not deserve their balls.
Some guys just let all that testosterone make them an asshole. They think somehow their dick entitles them to say, do and act anyway they want. Nope. Men like that do not deserve to keep their testicles either.
But the biggest offense I find is sporting a tiny dick. If you’re all potatoes with no meat, will you really notice that your balls are gone anyway. In fact, it might make your tiny dick look even bigger. Not that it will help because you won’t get fucked without the potatoes but at least then you can say you sport a clit instead of a dick.
Believe it or not many men seek out my assistance for cock and ball torture sex. They want to castrate themselves, but they lack the strength to do it. And I get it. Inflicting pain on yourself most people struggle with. So why struggle when a statistic bitch like me can remove your junk for free. Or at a cost. Likely I give more free castrations than I do paid ones, but I never turn down a man willing to pay me to do something that needs to be done anyway.
Lets Remove Your Jingle Bells This Christmas
Tim found my ad on the darknet and sent me a text on my burner phone. Told me all about his tiny dick and his inability to bring pleasure to any woman. He wants to live his life as a sissy or even a woman, but he needs his big hairy balls removed.
I understood the assignment. And I told him my fee would be $5000, and he sent me the money immediately. Although I prefer cash I do take Venmo. He put merry Christmas in the memo with a pair of jingle bells and I burst out laughing. He would ring in the new year with no jingle bells.
So, I castrated him last night. Tied him down to my castration chair, which is an old death row chair that I repurposed. Because he paid me and he did not try to cancel our agreement, I made it quick and as painless as possible. And I cauterized the wound immediately. He did bleed. And he did pass out from the pain.
But I immediately cauterized the wound so he would not bleed out. Immediately it looked better. For somebody with such a tiny dick, his balls looked like church bells. Now he just sports a clit stick. He got what he wanted for Christmas. No jingle bells. No more erections. And no more disappointing women. So, would you like to ring in the new year without balls too? Make it a taboo phone sex holiday.






















