I threw the absolute best Christmas party this year. Of course, my idea of a Christmas party is a little bit different than most people. For this year’s festivities, I decided to put on some sexy clothes and go hunting down at a local frat-boy bar. They are all dumb and will fall for anything with a set of tits and a pussy. I found exactly what I was looking for. A group of guys celebrating Christmas break by killing as many brain cells as they can. After a few rounds of shots and a little flirting, I lured them back to my house. They all piled in thinking they were going to have a great time pulling a train on me, boy were they wrong. I distracted them with more booze while I moved on to step 2. Discreetly locking doors and slipping in to the bathroom to grab some nighty-night pills. I came back out to the living room where I told the boys to wait for me while I went and made us a round of shots to get the party started. I pour each of them a shot with a little something extra and stripped down to stockings, stilettos, a thong, and finger-less gloves. They all took their shots like good little boys not suspecting a thing. When they woke up they were bound and gagged in two columns of four each. I took the liberty of putting butt-plug tails and antlers on all of them. What could be better than singing Christmas carols while whipping all of Santa’s reindeer in to shape? Me and the boys truly sang a slaying song that night. And what better way to end a hunting trip than with a trip to the slaughter house? I usually just call it my basement. Give me a call if you want to go caroling with me!
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