October is the month of snuff phone sex. It is my favorite month. I am all about Halloween. My favorite killers are Michael Myers, Freddy Krueger and Jason Voorhees. They use knives, blades and axes, and their brute strength. No guns. I do not use guns because there is no skill involved. Sure, I can shoot a victim and they will die instantly if I aim right. Where is the fun in a quick death that is no challenge? Hunting your prey and killing them with some sort of sharp blade requires planning and skill. And above all else, it requires patience. I respect serial killers who are real or Hollywood creations. When I kill in the style of a Hollywood killer, I emulate their MO. The murder goes unsolved and blamed on some crazed horror fan. More folks kill in October, and less murders are solved. In my state, a lot of those murders are mine. It is Killtober for me. Last night, I hunted down two sluts just like Michael Myers would have if I lived in Haddonfield, Illinois. I had on my Michael Myers mask and crashed a frat party. Found two blonde bimbos drunker than a skunk. I lured them into an empty room and hacked them to pieces. It was a bloody mess. Normally, I hunt for days. In October, it is more about my mood and opportunity. Drunk and slutty teens always die first in horror movies. In my mask they assumed I was a frat boy. Instead of a dick, I pulled out a big knife and gutted them both. I showed no mercy. They were so drunk they did not even scream. The music in the house was loud, they never would have been heard if they did. Some drunk frat boy discovered them the next day. It was in the news that he woke up covered in their blood with their dead bodies in bed with him. Sucks to be him. I always get away with murder on killer phone sex calls and in life.