Summer Is Out And I am Annoyed
School is out and the neighbor is buzzing at all hours. These little critters are driving me fucking insane. I like my peace and quiet. Maybe it is time for payback! With a little Kidnapping phone sex.
I set out to bake some fresh sugar cookies filled with lots of love and a little special secret ingredient! While they were still hot I went outside with just 3 cookies and found my prey. Blonde little curls wrapped up in pigtails. Pink overalls and light up sneakers! I marched up to her and saw her nose perk up smelling the cookies. I offered her one and she gladly took it.
I told her I had a whole batch all she had to do was follow me down the street. You know she came. By the time we reached the house she was feeling a little altered and dizzy. Still playing nice I had her lay down on the couch where she is now fast asleep. Hmmm should I wait for you or just keep her for myself?