I Left You Something For Christmas

Snuff Phone SexSo? What do you think? Do you like your gift? Cute red and white lace panties *gag*, a training bra, soft skin, just perfect.  I hate perfect.  How could anyone like the thought of wanting to be perfect.  They must be fucked in the head.  Stupid sheeple, doing what every one else does, fucking robots.  This thing on the floor under your tree is a sheeple.  Do you know what she was doing when I came upon her?  Little bitch was actually looking in the window of a American Eagle store.  Are you fucking kidding me? You might as well paint, “Hello, I’m a future douchette.” on her damn face.  All her little friends talking like, honestly, I have no fucking clue what they were talking like, it made no sense, speak English you twats.  That is when I decided to save her, I’m a fucking Hero!  Oh, I had to damage your gift just ever so slightly, she has a nasty bruise on her left cheek.  I would say I’m sorry about that, but I’m not.  Sometimes to save someone you have to hurt them, it’s just the way it is.  Other than that, I think she makes the most amazing gift.  For one thing she will no longer have to just follow, she will be one of the select few, she will be famous!  Her name will be all over the news, people will shake their head, and say it’s a shame, what monster could do this sort of thing?  Her name will live on.  Oh wow, not only have I given you a gift, I have given her one as well.  I’m all sorts of Santa aren’t I?  Alright, enough chit chat, how about you open up your gift? I’ll get the knives.

Raven

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