Housekeeping

Taboo Phone SexThere is nothing better than a week away.  Check into a nice Hotel, have room service, get your bed made every day by house keeping.  What could be better? I’ll tell you what.  Having a sick fuck of a friend accompany you on your trip, that’s what.  Him and I had a great time, we played so many “What If” games while we were people watching.  Some of the things he comes up with are amazing.

Our last morning there we had a brand new housekeeper.  When I say brand new I mean brand new to the job.  She knocked on the door and we let her in.  We were packing up our stuff so that we could check out in a hour.  She was in the bathroom cleaning.  I was putting my clothing into the suitcase when I saw that my friend was standing outside the bathroom door watching the woman clean.  He looked at me and winked then put his finger to his lips to indicate that I should be quiet.

I shook my head no, but he just winked and grinned at me again.  I sat down on the edge of the bed and waited.  He took a couple steps into the bathroom, then I heard her muffled scream.  I rolled my eyes.  He came out with her flung over his one shoulder, she was kicking and punching him in the back.  He tossed her onto the bed.  Seems he had stuffed a wash cloth into her mouth.

He laid on top of her, lifting up her blue uniform while he undid his pants.  A couple seconds later he was fucking her.  I asked him if he was done, he told me that he was just beginning.  This was going to take all fucking day, and I wanted to leave. He pulled out of her and sat by her side.  She just looked at me and I just looked back and went back to packing.  She sat up and bolted toward the door.  He reached out and grabbed her by her hair then smashed her face against the corner of the wall.  Jesus Christ, why couldn’t he just go for one damn week without getting me mixed up into this shit?  

Now, we are at a gas station, he is filling up the tank and there is banging coming from the trunk.  He says she is our souvenir.  He has plans to make her into his very own housekeeper.  I am not sure how long that will last, play things never last long with him.  I am pretty sure that when we get home I will get a call from him asking for help getting rid of her.  I guess my vacation is officially over.

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