Deadly Sweet

DeadlySweetWhen I first heard about “National Cheesecake Day” I thought, how silly.  I like cheesecake but I didn’t get having an entire holiday named after it.  Then I started thinking I could totally use this to my advantage!  What better way to lure in prey with sweets?  Sure it’s a bit cliche’ but with my innocent looks and angelic voice, they’ll never see it coming!  Of course with something like this I’ll need an accomplice.  I have so many special helpers lol!  I invited a few neighbors and encouraged them to bring their families.  I do like variety after all.  My deadly sweet treats looked like something fresh out of a Rob Zombie movie.  I told them I was just getting an early start on Halloween but the silence in the room could be cut with a knife.  Oh well, the jig is up, giggles.  Now it’s time for total annihilation.  We rounded them up like cattle to the slaughter.  I let my special helper have some fun with the Moms and young ones while I got everything prepared in the basement.  One by one they screamed and begged, pleading for their lives.  I just giggled at them telling them in my sweet little voice not to worry, they would get their just desserts. 

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