It’s so disappointing to me you even think of blowing me off when we have plans. Do you think I care if it’s your fucking grandma’s 80th birthday party? You really should have gotten your priorities straight sweetheart, it’s really a shame.
Your entire family gathered together having such a wonderful time, sharing old family stories you’re heard over and over and over….. fucking boring! Your family never really warmed up to me did they, they keep telling you to be careful because I just seem so cold. Maybe for once you should’ve listened to those assholes and been a little more careful around me.
I warned you that if you cancelled our date you’d be sorry, but you just shook your head and said you loved me and you would make it up to me. You were warned love, so since you think a day kissing your wrinkled up grandmother ass all day sounds like such fun, let me make even more fun for you. well maybe more like for me.
Your cunt of a mother and too stupid to live sister of yours were wheeling out granny’s cake but nobody can find her. She sure has been in the bathroom a long time, even for older than dirt people like her. Finally you volunteer to see if she’s okay, knocking at the bathroom door you’re getting a sick feeling in your stomach. All of a sudden my words are making sense, you’d be sorry if you cancelled. When you burst open the door you were met with such a lovely scene. I decided to get Granny dressed up fancy for her big birthday blow out. Finding her shaking and bloody tied up to the toilet in her new leather corset, fishnet stockings and latex boots! Oh she never looked so good, who knew Granny was such a fucking slut, lol. For a special touch I had to carve a Happy 80th into her forehead, red always was her color wasn’t it?