Evil phone sex stories are so fun to exchange. I talk to a lot of demented and perverted guys who love to share their wicked stories with me. Recently, in the spirit of Christmas, a caller asked me what was the kinkiest thing I ever did with a candy cane. I had a story for him. One year at Christmas time, when I was just a little school girl, I decided to get some revenge on the uncle who had molested me. He was a dirty drunk and a mean son of a bitch. I dressed up in a sexy Santa outfit and acted like I wanted his fat sweaty body on top of my young tiny body. I spiked his beer with some of my mom’s Ambien, which knocked him right the fuck out.
As he was passed out naked face down in his bed, I sodomized him with one of those big fat candy cane logs. I ended up putting a bundle of them up his ass so his sphincter would be stretched completely out. I ruined his asshole. Even took them out of his shiter for him to suck on as he was snoozing, then put them back in his ass. I took a bunch of pictures and put them all over the Internet with the meme “I’m a candy ass pervert who diddles little girls.” I thought it was funny. I exposed my Uncle for the pervert he was, ruined his marriage. But, I didn’t feel like revenge had been completely served. So I plotted a return visit. One that would make sure he never ever diddled another brat again.
He drank a shit ton before I exposed him on the Internet, but after, he was obliterated every night according to my daddy who had no idea I was the one who exposed his brother. I snuck out of the house with some rope and a big kitchen knife. I didn’t need any knock out meds this time since he was in a drunken black out stupor. I found him passed out in his own piss and vomit. Such a waste of space. I rolled him over on his back, slapped his face to wake him up enough to see me, then I castrated him. Cut his balls clear off.
That wasn’t enough for me, so I also chopped his cock off too. He didn’t deserve it. Used the bottom of a hot iron skillet to cauterize the wounds. I wanted him to live his life as a eunuch, never able to fuck or reproduce again. It was a hack job, because I was young and learning. I am more seasoned with junk removal now. For shits and giggles, I shoved candy canes up his ass again, and one inside his severed dick. I left the dick cane in the refrigerator with a Christmas card from his loving niece. I knew he would never tell anyone what I did, because that would out him to his brother as a molester of his niece and show the world he got his ass whopped by a girl in pigtails and a training bra. It was my first real attempt at revenge. Loved it. The rest is history.
She was a little ho ho ho and Holly was a perfect name for her. Such a pretty thing with a twinkle in her eye. To bad I would be turning that twinkle into pain and agony. After all tis the season. What better way to celebrate then with an evening of Merry Mutilation phone sex while I decorate the halls with the Bowels of Holly. Disembowelment is such a festive procedure. Covering everything in holiday red! Screams that fill the air like the carols sung by innocent little ones wondering the neighborhood. Unsuspecting of the horror going on just inside. I five her drug that renders her helpless. Unable to move and yet able to feel every thing that is happening. A pleasant little paralytic. Placing the knife in her hand I sing “Deck the Halls: and guide her hand to her abdomen. Where my expert skills go to work slowly disemboweling her with precision that keeps her alive as long as possible for maximum pleasure!
