Well I’m so fucking tired of this holiday season, this damn family shit is for the birds.
Just last night, my father was so busy being drunk he didn’t even know mom slipped out to get a quick fuck from the new neighbors. I don’t feel sorry for the pathetic fuck. He’s been nothing but a fucking drunk and done nothing for this family. All he ever does is drink, every holiday down the hatch. Now he’s turned mom into a fucking cum slut with the neighbors. Tonight I’m going to solve the problem. I will wait for him to drift off into a drunken sleep. I will sneak in with my strategy.
The night is quiet mom is next door the time is right. Hatchet in hand I slip in quietly. There he lay rhythmic snoring because of the booze. He’s not going to know what hit him. I grab mom’s soft satin pillow, slide it over his face. He wakes up violent shaking. Its ok daddy I will help you sleep. He wakes and pushes me off and I fall to the floor. I regain my stance, he’s in no position to fight me. I’m able to push him back down with the pillow. He’s such a drunken bastard. He tries to fight back but he’s to tired and drifts off to an unconscious state. Now I bring my plan into action, he doesn’t even flinch at the first slice. I get up a big blow and whack his worthless dick off, I mean mom’s fucking another men. Why does he need it? The blood pours out. Soaking the sheets and bed, I put the pillow I used to suffocate him over it. I stare at his dick on the floor thinking of how noble I feel at the task I have completed. Though the time is getting late and I’m covered in blood I must retreat to my room before someone discovers what I have done. I must clean up and compose myself. If you can think of an alibi don’t hesitate to call.