Castration Phone Sex: Let Them Balls Drop

castration phone sexCastration phone sex is one of my favorite types of calls. Why? Because most men who call me are pathetic losers with tiny dicks that don’t deserve pleasure. And this world certainly doesn’t need them reproducing. I have an entire room of gadgets to remove junk. And many different methods. There is the standard whack them balls off with a knife. There is the tie them up so tightly that they go blue and pop off. Then there are all the more hardcore torture methods. You can use a blow torch and burn them off. A chainsaw is quick and really gruesome. They can be torn off by a well trained dog. They can be lobbed off using a table guillotine. Can tie a string around the ball sac and then to the bumper of a car and get an angry bitch to go pedal to the metal. Can you tell I like to take off nut sacs?

taboo phone sexI like taboo phone sex. I am not a vanilla girl, nor your girl next door. So if you call me and tell me to castrate you, be prepared for some pain. I don’t give you pain pills. I don’t let you use drugs to numb yourself. Today I am in the mood to tie a heavy cement block using rope to your worthless balls and letting the heavy block pull them clear off. Talk about balls dropping for New Year’s! I will gladly count down until you nut sac is severed from your body in a bloody and painful way. Then I will laugh my ass off as you are finally a ball less wonder. Your pain, is my pleasure. I am a firm believer that balls are a privilege not an entitlement. So if you are a pathetic bitch or a total asshat, I will be as giddy as a school girl watching your balls drop in 2016!

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