Bloody phone sex: Screw It!

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I’ve become fascinated with power tools lately.  From electric screwdrivers to electric saw blades, I’ve fallen in love.  There’s something fascinating about having a machine with so much power.  Unlike a blade, it wrecks havoc in the process of mutilation or even death.  The blood spurts and the tissue is exposed, much like it is when I dissect bodies or prepare them as a mortician.  So, I guess that you can understand my fascination now.

I went to a home improvement store; and, of course, was eagerly looking at my options.  I was weighing my options carefully; for instance, battery-operated allowed for mobility, but would I be satisfied with the power?  During my investigation, I had several workers and customers offer me help.  They must’ve thought that I was picking out something for my husband; regardless, all of them flirted.  If only they had known how I was sizing up their bodies and imaging which tool I would like to use on them!  One particularly persistent worker wanted to help me; he was tall and thick, and I thought he’d be the perfect chance to try out my new toys!  As he helped me out to my car, I gave him my address and knew that I would see him that night.

Sure enough, he showed up all fresh and clean, his hair slicked back and a 8-pack of beer.  I invited him in; after a few beers, I couldn’t tolerate his rambling anymore.  Plus, I’d decided his fate: I was going to test out the difference between the battery-operated and electric screwdriver.  I already had the long, spiral attachment in both of them.  Forcing him into my chair and binding him was too easy; he was drunk and kept mumbling, “kinky.”  Then, came the fun: I turned on the screwdriver and watched as his eyes grew wide.  What a perfect place to begin, I thought!  Using both of the screwdrivers, I pressed with equal pressure…pushing them into his eye sockets.  The battery-operated one seemed to lack a little bit of the speed, but it seemed to cut down on some of the mess.  It would be perfect for a home invasion, I decided.  Of course, my victim continued to moan; but, I was so enthralled with my toys that it was easy to ignore him.

I’m not quite sure when he took his last breath; maybe it was around the time that I was pushing the screw through his throat, entirely through his body.  It was like decorating a corpse!  The saw was one of my favorites…the blood gushed and pooled in the floor as I took him apart…limb by limb.  Yes, he had helped me decide which tools I wanted…I wanted them all!

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