What would a fat little fuck do for a klondikebar? It doesn’t really matter because klondikebar or not, that pudgy little twat was going to be taken care of. The klondikebar just came in handy. I saw this tubby little slut trying to run after the ice cream man. She waddled and waddled for about 20 feet then gave up. Her thighs were rubbing together forcing her shorts up between her thunder thighs. Her stomach was pouring out of her too tight t-shirt. Disgusting sight it was to behold. I couldn’t even finish my beer.
I called her over to ask her if she would like for me to get her some ice cream because I had some in my apartment. Her fat face lit up right away. I flicked my cigarette onto the sidewalk so that I could go inside. I instructed her to stay put, that I would be right back. I came back down with two klondikebars, gave her one and held onto the other. She fucking inhaled that shit. I had mine unwrapped already and was about to take a bite, but her little eyes were looking at it like it was the last piece of food in the universe. I gave it to her. She sat down next to me and told me all about her double dutch she was going to play later and she even asked me if I wanted to help turn. I almost threw up right there. I told her no that I had grown up things to do.
I went up to my apartment so I could watch from my window. I sat there for a good two hours, I guess her layer of blubber was protecting her, like some sort of super fat power or something. There she was, turning the rope while her friends jumped between the ropes, then she did this two step forward move, and fell flat on her face. I laughed so hard, come on, you would too, seeing a fat blob just fall over like that. Her rotund Mother came hobbling out of the apartment, yelling for someone to call 911, but I knew something that the sow didn’t know. I knew that I just saved her oinker from a life time of humiliation, health concerns, and being pity fucked. I have to pat myself on the back for this one, after all, I did a fucking good deed.
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