The smell as you walk into the house just wraps you up in its arms and makes you feel so good doesn’t it. I love to cook. I like to think I pick out some of the best meats that you can find in this sin city. I love that you agreed to come to my place on our first date. I am excited to feed you some of the juiciest meat you will ever taste! Hopefully I can taste yours later. She has been marinating all day long in special sauce! It is a family recipe and if I told you, well I’d have to cook you and eat you! I bet you taste so fucking good. Sit down here at the table and let me get you the best wine that will go perfectly with our meal. Its so deep it looks like blood doesn’t it. I love a dark deep wine.
As I walk back into the dinning room I see you have drank half that glass and it has hit you. Well hopefully this warm meal will make you feel better. You keep asking me over and over again about this delicious meat. What do I marinate it in, Where did I get it, What cut of meat is it! All these questions and I’d just rather show you.. Your eyes go wide as you follow me to the kitchen. You are a little more drunk than you thought but you don’t give a fuck as to why I am slowly taking my clothes off. I turn and kiss you as we walk through the kitchen. You closed your eyes for a moment to kiss me and you got so dizzy. You can’t keep your eyes open, you can not believe what you see. That meat was …. Didn’t I tell you i’d have to eat you once I told you my secret.. I am going to show you step by step how I prepare for date’s like these!