Let’s go old school

bloody phone sexBored and tired of snuffing all the same dumb idiots the same boring way? Yeah, me too. Let’s take things back to 1892 and go on a Lizzie Borden rampage. My choice of weapon this time; an ax – ready to chop and hack away at whatever pathetic slut that gets in my fucking way. I wanted to have the perfect killing, just like Lizzie Borden so I started my research. I read all about the things she had done, my pussy started to get wet. I scrolled down on Wikipedia, and that’s when I came across an anonymously written skipping-rope rhyme sung to the tune of the then-popular song Ta-ra-ra Boom-de-ay. I started to rub my cunt as I read it,

 “Lizzie Borden took an ax

And gave her mother forty whacks.

When she saw what she had done,

She gave her father forty-one.”

My cunt was practically dripping, I felt the need so bad, I wanted it, I needed it so fucking bad. I closed my laptop and grabbed my ax, and my hatchet for good measure. I watched from across the street of the local park, looking for the piece of shit who’s head I was going to bash in. My cunt was throbbing hard, I decided to pick the young slutty looking Mom. No one cares about this fucking whore anyway. I followed her she went to her car, parked away from everyone else. One hit to the back of the head and that bitch was out. I shoved her into the trunk and took her out of town…to one of my favorite places. She was awake when I stopped…kicking and screaming. I opened the trunk ready as she tried to jump and run I slammed my ax down onto her head…no mercy, no explanation. She fell back, the blood flowing and I started hacking…

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    • WhackOffWilly on October 27, 2015 at 3:08 pm
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    I would fuck you while the blood is still fresh running down those massive tits of yours!

    • Dave on October 27, 2015 at 3:47 pm
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    I love them young and bloody, wanna play?

    • James on October 27, 2015 at 9:08 pm
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    My cock is throbbing thinking about our sexy call..

    • Justin Hep on October 27, 2015 at 9:44 pm
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    Mmm you turn me on, worth every minute

    • Mark on October 28, 2015 at 9:41 am
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    I dont think I have ever cum as hard as that! Thank you so much you are a fucking godess!

    • Jack on October 28, 2015 at 10:02 am
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    Dammit bitch you sexy and scary as hell! I will definitely be calling you again!

    • Zach on October 28, 2015 at 12:47 pm
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    You sicko bitch. I think I love you. Let’s fuck.

    • Big Al on October 31, 2015 at 12:30 am
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    You can give my cock 50 whacks any day.

    • john on November 1, 2015 at 1:59 pm
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    you were fucking awesome. and then some

    • Darrel on November 3, 2015 at 7:11 am
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    Now that’s a story line!

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