In honor of National Pharmacist Day I have decided to turn myself into a drug. Wouldn’t that be fantastic? Me? A drug? I think so and what is a drug without a commercial. Without further ado I give you Indigodone HCL.
If you have experienced Pissing me off, giving me dirty looks, talking about me behind my back, being a full on cunt, being annoying, being worthless, or I just straight up do not like you for no reason in particular, then you should talk to me about Indigodone HCL.
When taking Indigodone HCL it is important to know the risks. Side effects have been reported which include: Sudden onset of stab wounds, burn marks, evisceration, beheading, torture, ligature marks, hemorrhaging from your genital areas, forced penetration, widening of your asshole, widening of your cunt, grotesque mutilation, abuse of a corpse, being brutally violated with something sharp, head injuries, and psychological breaks. In extreme cases death has occurred…who am I kidding, death always occurs.
In a double blind study where those given Indigodone HCL experienced traumatic deaths. Those who were given a placebo were grateful to survive.
Do not take Indigodone HCL if you are: Pregnant, planning on becoming Pregnant, ever thought of being Pregnant, sat next to a Pregnant woman on a bus, walked past the Maternity section in a store, or asked someone their due date only to find out that they are not pregnant…awkward.
Indigodone HCL is not available over the counter, or in any store. If you think you would like to try Indigodone HCL then you are one crazy son of a bitch.
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