You stupid fuck. You couldn’t wait could you? I told you how everything would happen, but no, you went ahead without me and now you are calling me, freaking out. I already see that the fact that she is missing is Trending. Oh, and what’s this? It’s Parents are giving a press conference? With Mom crying, and Dad looking pissed off and concerned behind his crying wife. Not only that, but they have a description of your car and half of your license plate. At least you are calling me on the burner phone that I gave you. That is something.
I hear it crying in the background, you are going to have to snuff it out. What do you mean you can’t? So you can shove that dick down it’s throat and rip it’s pussy open but you can’t kill it? What the fuck dude? Alright, alright, calm down. This is what I want you to do, tie it down, tightly. Stuff something in it’s mouth. Let me know when you get that far … and hurry.
Right, now do you have a knife? A spoon? Anything with an sturdy edge? Yup, a pocket knife will work. You are going to get messy so take all your clothing off and put them far enough away that nothing will get on them. Now, I want you to cut it’s eyes out. If you can fuck it, you can do this too. Think of it as you are making yourself two new fuck holes. I swear to the Gods if you puke I’m hanging up, driving down there, and fucking killing you. Now, cut the eye lids off, you don’t want it to be able to blink a yes or no. I’ll wait…
Next, cut it’s tongue out. You figure it out. Make sure your fuck doll is leaning forward afterward or it will aspirate on it’s blood. Now, you want to find something bigger with an edge on it. You found a shovel? It will have to do. Put the edge of the spade right where the wrist meets the arm, then put your full weight down on it. You need to get rid of those hands. Wait … before you do that … did you cum in it at all? That doesn’t really matter actually, you need to clean it. I don’t know, what do you have? Tequila? That will work, make it drink it, a lot of it. Then you are going to have to pour some over what’s left of it’s genitalia, and inside of it. Anywhere you put your cock, spit or sweat. Do. Not. Miss. A. Single. Spot.
Time for the shovel. After, you use it the way I told you, you will have to use a tourniquet so you stop the bleeding. After you are done with that you leave it there, do you hear me? You leave it to wander. Gather everything you have, put it in anything you can find that won’t leak and get into the carpet of your car. Make sure that you do not transfer anything from there into your car. No dirt, no trash, nothing! Great, shove the eyes, tongue, and hands inside that old can. After we are done talking you put this phone in there too. Look around, make sure there is nothing left of you there. I don’t care if you have to crawl, you make sure nothing is left on it, or around it. Put your socks onto your hands, then untie her, then smear her blood anywhere you touched on her, using your socks. You put those in that container too.
Alright, now get in your car, slowly, you need to breath. You drive your car someplace vacant where you are able to get home. When you get home you put those clothes in the washer, you wash them on hot, dry them, then hang them up. In the morning you call the police and tell them that when you were sleeping someone stole the car. Did your wife see you leave? No? She was sleeping when you left? Let’s hope she is still asleep when you get back, or you are going to have to figure out how to explain your absence. That’s on you.
Before you leave the car you go over it, anything of it you see you get rid off. No blood, no hair, nothing, do you understand? Right, I’m hanging up now, but you get rid of that container. Put rocks in it to weigh it down and put it in the river, or bury it, or do what ever, but you never knew me, and I sure as hell do not know you. Get your clothes and go, and do what I said because I sure as fuck aren’t going to be nicked because you were a horny motherfucker who couldn’t wait. Oh, one last thing, you better eat the sim card out of this fucking phone buddy. Good-bye.