This time of year always excites me. All of the yummy food and traditions from the old world. I love it. This year I will be having my family in, and I will be giving them the best feast they have ever had. But first I have to get the perfect foul fowl. I went on my hunt to find a choice meaty skank. I got everything prepared. I wanted it to be perfect. I needed my look and my scent just right, after all I don’t want to scare them off. The crisp fall air felt so good on my pale skin. My long black hair flowing behind me as I prowled. The Moon Goddess was bright, and she showed me the way to the perfect college party. In the City of Sin, there is always a party. I wanted something young, thick and pure. There is always the nerdy girl who got dragged to the party. She would be drunk and fall right into my sights. I walked in and looked around the place.
Drunk girls everywhere, perfect hunting ground. All of the silly little college boys jaw’s dropped when they watched me walk in, but I didn’t care. I was on a mission. I knew what I wanted, and I knew exactly where to find her. After a few minutes of scouting, I found her. Passed out in a hallway closet. She had puked all over herself. I shoved my finger down her throat to make her puke again. She woke up to see me trying to help her. I told her I would clean her up and we walked right out of the house together. I could feel her weight against me as she leaned on me for help. Her 42 double d’s made my mouth water. I was going to roast those first. They would be so tender and juicy, I just had to get her home first.