Chainsaws are fun. What better tool than a chainsaw for messy Snuff Phone Sex castration? I love the idea. A little weasel of a man really helped me realize this fetish. It wasn’t a great day for me and he was pestering the Hell out of me. His demise is my pleasure.
I’m more than a sadistic. I am a fucking hacker. Yeah I know what I am doing behind the scenes. This weasel was annoying me so much that I grabbed my uncles chainsaw. Grabbed a can of oil and fuel each. And I tracked down the idiots ip address to his direct location. And surprise surprise! The idiot was a fucking neck beard type living in mommy’s basement. God damn this was so fucking cliché.
Busting out laughing where I damned near pissed myself I went around back. Peering into the little basement windows I saw what I expected to see, a Loser. I did have to piss and squatted right over the window of what turned out to be grandmas house. I had the loser thinking it was raining as my piss tapped on the plastic cover. I picked up my chainsaw and picked the lock. Letting myself in I went straight for the basement.
Loser was stunned with his filthy boxers and boner sticking straight out. Bye bye sucker! The rest is beautiful fucking History. He bled out so no lesson learned the hard way… hahahhahahahaha!