You’ve been trying to get with me for a long time, despite me telling you no several times. You are really getting on my nerves since you won’t stop asking me out, so I’ve come up with a way to get you to stop permanently. Yeah, I’m pretty sure of myself. When I set out to do something, I always succeed. In my fantasy, when I finally say yes, you are over the moon. You take me out to the most expensive restaurant in town. And then when I agree to go back to your place with you, I swear you pop a boner immediately.
When we get back to your place, I ask you to lie down so I can sit on your face because you’ve kept telling me that you’re so good at eating pussy. After you make me cum a few times, I am going to put my plan to get you to stop asking me out in motion. I start squeezing your face with my thighs, and then I am going to hold on tight and suffocate you. I mean, that is a pretty foolproof way to get you to leave me alone, right? Sometimes you guys just need somebody to shut you the fuck up once and for all.