Santa molests little brats and is an alcoholic. My holiday card for Sadistic phone sex celebrations and wishes should portray just that. I’m Santa’s sadistic little elf and boy do I enjoy all the girls and boys screaming up a storm. Normally I hate screaming brats. But when they are screaming due to the torturous ways I am playing with them, it’s heart warming.
This year my sadistic desires will land me in the Hospital. I will enjoy being the sadistic happy elf to a p-santa in a bloody red suit. Yeah I decided to get daddy santa vasectomy. I will do it my way. I will do this in the morgue and embalm his balls only to feed them to Donner and Vixen, Santa’s two favorites. Wasted homeless Santas on every corner of NYC will need to watch out for me. I am on a clean up spree and there is a section of the hospital above the morgue that is going to really enjoy some special fun. Little brats will get gifts but these gifts wont make them happy.