When I have a caller tell me he’s bored with his usual calls, I ask him if he’s ever thought about anything that might be taboo, like murder phone sex fantasies. I know that at some point in your life, you’ve dated or have been married to a woman you really wanted to fucking get rid of. Did you ever think about just reaching up and wrapping your hands around her throat when you were fucking her from behind? You just wanted her to stop nagging you and you set out to just get her to shut her the fuck up.
But after a while, you realize that she’s stopped moving and when you check, you see that her breathing has stopped. Oh well. She’s still warm, though, so you just grab her hips and keep fucking her cunt. She might be dead, but you aren’t. After the shit she has put you through, you deserve to nut inside her corpse. Do you have fantasies sometimes that resemble this one? I hope that if you do, you’ll call and tell me what kind of sexy murder fun you’ve been whacking off to. Let’s get twisted, filthy, and most importantly, let’s make each other cum!