What a twat! One of my family member’s exes is such a dick! Nobody could stand him and still can’t. Which is saying something because nobody in my family really likes me but they would take me any day over this guy. At first I thought he would be fun to hang around with, but the more I did I realized what an absolutely douche nozzle he is. Imagine the most narcissistic person you can think of, now add bad jokes, talking in the third person, what seems to be some serious brain damage, knowing every thing when they really know nothing, and more narcissism on top just for good measure and you will have him.
I do not celebrate Christmas, but as a token I will show up at my Mother’s house and pretend that I am having a good time. This one family member told me that Saint Douchington would not leave them alone. They showed me all the texts, all the phone calls, all the snaps, all the voicemails, and all the inbox messages. If you are going to be psychotic, then hide it and be a Psycho on the down low, not out where every one can see.
Some of the messages were rather benign, but there were some where he was going a little violent, or what he thought was violent. To me it was on the tamer side, but to my family member it was upsetting. I would of laughed it off and completely ghosted him, but they didn’t want to do that because they didn’t want to switch phones. They had trid blocking him, and even went as far as getting a Protection Order. You and I both know those are worthless. I am not sure if it was the wine, or beer, or tequila, but I offered to help. They said he was too dangerous, I laughed. I grabbed their phone and sent him a text.
He texted me back on my phone. I played along like he was right and asked him if he wanted to meet up after I was done at the house to discuss the matter because I was really on his side. Yeah, right. He was happy too. We met in a parking lot and as soon as I got into his car I smacked him across the face. It went wrong for him after that. Incredibly wrong. When I was done he was whimpering like the pussy bitch he really is and I doubt he will ever be able to shit right again.
I called my family member and told them that I didn’t think he would be bothering them anymore and if he does, they are to tell me right away. From what they have said though, so far, so good.
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