Alice



Looking at me you would think I am a typical rebellious Goth Emo Teen Girl. Well you guessed that fuckin’ wrong! I am not here to be ‘Cute-N-Cuddlely’ with you like most of those ‘Pom-Pom Princess Cheerleader Bitches’. My name is Alice and I don’t know how to play ‘Nice’ so if you don’t like me … Fuck You! Especially with those pathetic stuck up Loosers in my school and these stupid lil’ brats I have to watch on the weekend. I am get a kick out of being twisted and evil to others … Especially my brothers and really lil’ sisters.

Now that you have a clue what I am about, I will continue on what I find ‘Fun’ to do in this Perfectly Fuck’d Up World. HaHa! In my school, everyone is just so blah blah boring so I like to go around stealing girl’s school clothes from the gym locker room while they are out in their Cheer Leader Practices and burn them. So that way they have to walk around all day at school dressed in their slutty Cheer Leader skirt uniforms so that way my teachers can easily grab them underneath. How do you think I get these perfect grades in all my classes?! Plus it really helps when I suck some dick and get high with all of them. HaHaHa!

As we all know getting stoned doesn’t cost nothing so I picked up babysitting all of the bratty lil’ crybabies in my neighbor hood to make some extra cash to supply my habit. But I do enjoy babysitting these lil’ idiots since I make the boys touch their sister’s lil’ bald cunnies. Oh, and I help hold down those pigged-tail girls so I can stuff my hand inside them just to take their cherry. Would you like to come over and stuff your Fuck Stick in her?!

~ Emo Alice

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