You know what I love? The sounds of muffled screaming coming from my basement in the morning. Yes, you heard that right, last night I decided to have a little fun and let the knives out of the bag. Let me tell you how this all started.
Last night I found a woman who looked an awful lot like my man’s ex. She had long fucking trashy ass blonde bimbo hair and a dumb looking fucking grin plastered on her face as she passed me. Big mistake, smiling at me like she knew me. So I decided to get her to get to know me, ya get me? I waited for her to come back out of the building and hid by her car so when she got in, I had Vinny pull the car behind her so she couldn’t move then I put chloroform over her disgusting ass face and nose.
She woke up later in my basement all tied up and bound. She begged and pleaded with me to let her go, stating she’d give me any amount of money I could ever dream of, and I laughed and spit in her face. Then cut her cheek with my knife and said, “honey this isn’t about any dollar amount you could offer.”
So I sharped my knife in front of her then stab her a few times and she screams. Blood is pouring out of her like a motherfucker. So I lick the blood off my knife and gag her with a sock I had laying around. Then I turn to Vinny and say, “you wanna fuck?” See he was so turned on by my knife work, he’s always turned on when I stab someone, so we fucked in front of her then left her there for the night.