Once a lovable pair driven by the desire to teach, the dark side of Ernie’s Past came creeping in. Violated repeatedly by sadistic parents, he had been sold into slavery as a young-in. Only to be saved by his now life partner Bert. Bert took him off the dark side of the street. But eventually Ernie’s dark desires only took hold and he dragged Bert down with him. Ernie started using again and when he was broke took to selling his ass for his rock. One night he was found sexually assaulting one of the stunt doubles for the Super Grover act. That was the end of Bert and Ernie’s career. Ernie vowed to get even.
It had been almost 6 months since the pair of faggot roommates were thrown off of their T.V. show. Things were all down hill from there. but the time was now. Ernie was going to show his old pals just how you are supposed to treat a friend. Bert tried to stop him, but Ernie just bitch slapped him and called him weak. Ernie took his gun to his head and told him he better do as he is told or he will end up in Oscar’s garbage can. They both did a fat line and the vengeful pair walked into the moonlight.
The next morning they found puppets with the wrong head. Snuffaluffagus’ trunk was severed and had been shoved into Big Bird’s mouth connecting to his ass. Oscar was disemboweled and his trash can was upside down. Grover was missing his eyes, and Elmo appears to have been tickled to death. So much blood that night!