It’s always the same thing, I go out to interview for a role in some porn movie or some Horror flick as the victim that I am so perfectly groomed for playing… and it wasn’t even legit. In fact it is always some kind of fucking scum bag low life tricking me into walking in and being set up for a gang rape fantasy that nearly kills me off. These pieces of shit can never take no for an answer when they advance on me at the club where many of the movie casting scouts hang out.
I’m always being persuaded by scam artists and always end up getting myself beat down, cut up and sometimes even end up in the Intensive care unit, where I wake up days later confused and tattered to fuck. Good grief it wasn’t for all the plastic surgeons I’d certainly look like fucking Frankenstein’s Monster’s Bride.