I am all for a good scare. I am all for a great scare actually. Recently I spent time with some of my friends from college. One of them used to be so fucking cool, and I really don’t know what the hell happened to her. She turned into a prudish cunt. She would ask us not to swear and when it came to drinking, she insisted that we not have hard alcohol around her. Really? This chick used to fuck up to five guys at a time then when they were passed out she would leave a little calling card by stealing all their money in their wallets and taking a shit on the kitchen table. See, the bitch was fun, but no longer.
The other three of us decided that maybe she needed a little bit of fun forced back into her dull life. The next day we spent the day being so damn nice, it was sickening. I even took my nose piercing out then made sure my tats where fully covered. We were bible study ready! No shit, we were really playing it up.
That night when we all went to bed at 9 p.m. *rolls my eyes* nobody but Ms. Prude went right to sleep. The other girls and I got up and decided to play a little trick on her. We took some little yummy pills and dissolved about ten into her stupid Britta pitcher.
The next day as we just sat around watching her drink her water we all had to keep from giving it away. We couldn’t act off or she would know something was up. I told her that the other three girls and I were going out to a bar for a bit and then we would be back. When we came back she was smoking some of my cigs and looking like she had been hitting the pipe for six months straight. We brought in a few guys and let them have her. She loved every damn minute of it. She was such a dirty bitch, it was like we had our old friend back! She took everything they gave her, and we; her loving friends; took a shit load of pics. We plastered them all over her facebook page, printed some out and left them in little places all over her apartment.
When I left that evening she looked like hell and she smelled like she had done some free lance bukkake work. She had some black and blues forming on her ass, and had a nice slap mark on her face. She just kept going back for more, plus she kept just drinking that water. I did receive a text from her today telling me she never wanted to see me again. I had to laugh, she knew she enjoyed it, we enjoyed it, so what the fuck is the problem?