It is fucking HOT, way too fucking HOT! I hate the warm weather. The only thing the sun is good for is decay, making things rot so their pungent aroma can fill the air. That I love, sitting around sweating just sucks ass. However, it does give me time to think, and I when I think I always go dark. It’s much more fun to do so.
I have been working on a fantasy, one in which a little person with the name Jill gets the best cool off in the history of man kind. I would take her into a deep freezer, she of course would be naked. It wouldn’t take long for her core temp to drop, and that is when the fun begins! Tell me. Have you ever been outside when it has been ball busting cold and as soon as you get into a warm place your fingers and toes tingle and burn?
Now imagine our friend being so cold that she is almost to the brink of hypothermia, then taking her naked body and plunging it into hot water. Hmmmm, I wonder how that would go. Would she scream? I would fucking hope so. Would her whole body ache? If I were a guy I would be getting a boner from just thinking of this.
Then I would turn the hose on her when she is curled up freezing again in the deep freeze. Then defrost, then freeze, then defrost. I wonder how long you can keep someone alive doing that. In the end though, I think that I would just make her into a Jill Pop. Put her outside on my balcony as a winter decoration. Nobody would ever think that it was actually real,so why the fuck not. Now I just have to find someone named Jill and make this fantasy into a reality.
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