One of my all time favorite songs, Aqualung. Who knew that that song would talk about me, at least in that one line. That’s what I do for you when you want something young and succulent. I go and scope out the parks, just watching from the treeline or even in the midst of all the giggling, crying, and stupid Mommies trying to out Mom their so called “friends”. Nobody ever gets concerned that I am there, Let a man walk in on all that without having a little snot nosed demon in tow and all the Mom’s pack up and form a wall of bitchery.
I go and I take a book with me, or my phone and just pretend to not pay attention what is going on. I look oblivious and harmless, but I’m not. I am watching every thing and every one. It might take some time, but eventually someone becomes distracted, and boom, I’m off with one of their little shits. They are so trusting too, they will go with me every time because I am calm and friendly, I never give off a creep vibe.
The best ones are when a Mom will ask you to keep an eye on them so she can use the restroom, or run to her car for something. These women are idiots and deserve to have one less innocent little ‘angel’ running around. After all, it would be their fault if something would happen to one of those tiny ones. They were supposed to be watching them, nobody else, it is their responsibility, and all of a sudden they can’t find their little one. Then all hell breaks loose. It is too late though, your sweet young thing and I are already on our way to you.
They hold my hand and walk along nicely. I might even get them some ice cream or something, because even death row inmates get to eat something special before they are killed.