Have you ever heard of Ex Spouse Day? Don’t worry if you haven’t because I definitely didn’t know about it until recently either. It is on April 14th and I have big big plans for that day for sure! You see, I have an ex husband and he is one of those people that every single time I see his stupid face I want to break it! He is the most annoying person on earth and his new wife (my former bff) is no fucking better. I try to play all nice nice when I am forced to see them but that is becoming so much harder with every passing day! Seriously, these two assholes turned my life into an episode of the Jerry Springer show and for that reason alone they must go! I think I will wait until they are sleeping… fucking sheep go to bed really early every night so it will be really easy to break in to their house, then I just need to decide how they will die. Should I shoot them? Stab them? Torture them for hours? Or maybe I should just tie them to the bed and set the fucking house on fire! Whatever way I choose doesn’t matter as long as they suffer and as long as I get to record the whole fucking thing for my future amusement! They are going to be the stars of my favorite snuff movies!
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