Ten Little Piggies

Taboo phone sexTen little piggies went out to die;
One was choked then there were nine.

Nine little piggies were tortured until it was very late;
One was stabbed to death and then there were eight.

Eight little piggies walking to the oven;
One was roasted inside and then there were seven.

Seven little piggies getting beat with sticks;
One was chopped in half and then there were six.

Six little piggies getting stabbed with knives;
Stabbed one in the heart and then there were five.

Five little piggies trying to call the law,
Until I broke a neck and then there were four.

Four little piggies all covered in pee;
One was drowned and then there were three.

Three little piggies living in my Zoo;
One was shot for sport and then there were two.

Two little piggies outside in the sun;
One got strung up and then there was one.

One little piggy left all alone;
He was ripped to pieces and then there were none.

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