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Snuff Porn with Fireworks

snuff pornSnuff porn never gets old. Some folks around my neighborhood release tension with fireworks, I release it with killing people. I have never seen so many stupid rednecks in the world as I have just in the past few months. Social distancing has brought out the stupidity in mankind. Seriously, so many Americans are dumber than a box of rocks. I live near the future Darwin Award winners, but I have a policy I adhere to, so I never get caught. I do not kill where I shit. That meant my dumb fuck neighbors were off limits. Since dumb fucks are not isolated to my neighborhood, I got in my car and traveled. I just followed the sound of fireworks. I found a trailer in the middle of nowhere with a bunch of Deliverance looking mother fuckers drinking moonshine and lighting off illegal fireworks. It was like the Satan led me right to these dumb assholes. I got of the car and asked to join the fun. I do not look like the kind of woman who enjoys redneck fun, but they were too stupid to realize that. I spiked their moonshine and when they passed out, I enjoyed a light show of my own. I stripped the Bubbas naked and I bound their wrists and ankles. I lit off firecrackers near their bodies to wake them up. I wanted them to know that this sadistic phone sex bitch was going to have some fun with their redneck asses. I took the biggest fireworks they had and put one in each of their assholes. They were crying like little bitches and I had not even started the fun. I lit the fuses, backed away and waited for the booms. I exploded each redneck. Killed them dead. Exploded them better than I imagined, LOL. I drove off leaving body parts and innards all over the place like a bomb went off. Happy Fourth of July, Fucktards.


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